Welcome to the future!
A warning to all adventurers!
NO WANDERING THROUGH THE FOREST AFTER DARK
If you're foolish to enter the forest monsters would love nothing but to tear you to pieces.
Beware the Rat King
We all get hungry, but leave all food out of the dorms!
You don't want any rodents in your dorm, do you?
Respect The Staff!
That goes for curfews, and above all treating them with human decency.
You'll be there for a while best not to burn any bridges.
Enough with lectures onwards!